Bare naked ladies if i had a million dollars

"If I Had $" is a song by the Canadian musical group Barenaked Ladies from their . It has been parodied by the Brobdingnagian Bards as "If I Had a Million Ducats", replacing the objects The following is a list of things (from the Gordon version) the narrator would buy for his sweetheart if he had a million dollars.

If I Had $ Lyrics: If I had a million dollars / (If I had a million dollars) / Well , I'd buy you a house / (I would buy you a house) / And if I had a million dollars.